ﺭﺳﺎﻳﻞ ﻛﻞ ﺍﻻﻧﻮﺍﻉ ( ﺗﺮﻓﻴﻬﻴﻪ ) ( ﻣﻀﺤﻜﻪ ) ( ﻟﻠﺰﻋﻼﻧﻴﻦ )
ﺭﺳﺎﻳﻞ ﻟﻠﻀﺤﻚ ﻭﺑﺲ
ﺍﻳﺶ ﺍﻟﻔﺮﻕ ﺑﻴﻦ ﺍﻟﻌﻈﻤﻪ ﺍﻟﻜﺒﻴﺮﻩ ﻭﺍﻟﻌﻈﻤﻪ ﺍﻟﺼﻐﻴﺮﻩ ﺍﺫﺍ ﻣﺎ ﺗﻌﺮﻑ ﻧﺴﺎﻝ
ﻛﻠﺐ ﺗﺎﻧﻰ
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2 ﻛﻠﻚ ﺫﻭﻕ ﻛﻠﻚ ﺣﻨﺎﻥ ﻛﻠﻚ ﺭﻗﻪ ﻛﻠﻚ ﻃﻴﺒﻪ ﻛﻠﻚ ﺣﻠﻮ ﻛﻠﻚ ﺣﺐ ﻛﻠﻚ ﻟﻘﻤﻪ
ﻭﻧﺎﻡ
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3 ﻃﻠﻌﺖ ﻓﻮﻕ ﺍﻟﺴﻄﻮﺡ ﻫﺰ ﺍﻟﻬﻮﻯ ﻛﻤﻰ ﻛﻞ ﺍﻟﻌﻴﺎﻝ ﺍﺗﺠﻮﺯﺕ ﻭﺍﻧﺎ ﻟﺴﻪ
ﺟﻨﺐ ﺍﻣﻰ
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4 ﺭﻏﻢ ﺍﻥ ﺷﻌﺮﻙ ﻣﻨﻜﻮﺵ ﻭﻋﻨﻴﻚ ﻣﺎ ﺑﻴﺸﻮﻓﻮﺵ ﻭﻭﺩﺍﻧﻚ ﻣﺒﻴﺴﻤﻌﻮﺵ ﺑﺲ
ﻭﺣﺸﻨﻰ ﻳﺎ ﺣﻨﻜﻮﺵ
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5 ﻳﺎ ﺭﺏ ﻳﻤﻨﻌﻮﺍ ﺍﻟﺮﻳﺮﻯ ﻭﺍﻟﺴﺮﻳﻼﻙ ﺍﻻ ﻛﺒﺮﻭﻙ ﻋﻠﻴﻨﺎ ﻭﺧﻠﻮﻙ ﻣﺎ ﺗﺘﺼﻠﺶ
ﺑﻴﻨﺎ
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6 ﺍﻧﺖ ﺍﻟﺪﻻﻝ ﻭﺍﻟﺪﻟﻊ ﺍﻧﺖ ﺍﻟﺤﻴﺮﻩ ﻭﺍﻟﻮﻟﻊ ﺍﻧﺖ ﻗﻤﺮ ﻳﻮﻡ ﻣﺎ ﻃﻠﻊ ﺍﻧﺖ ﻗﺎﻉ
ﺍﻟﻤﺠﺘﻤﻊ
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7 ﻳﺎﺑﺎﻩ ﻳﺎﻩ ﻳﺎﺑﺎﺍﺍﺍﻩ ﺍﺑﺎﻳﺎﻩ ﻳﺎﻩ ﻫﺎﺑﺎﻩ ﺍﺑﺎﺍﺍﻩ ﻳﺎﺑﺎﻩ ﺍﻟﻤﺮﺳﻞ ﻭﺍﺣﺪ ﺍﺧﺮﺱ
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8 ﺣﺒﻴﺒﻰ ﺍﻫﺒﻞ ﻭﻣﻄﻨﺶ ﻓﺎﻛﺮﻩ ﻭﺍﻋﻰ ﻭﻣﺨﺮﺑﺶ ﻣﺮﻩ ﺷﻔﺘﻪ ﺑﻴﻐﻤﺰﻟﻰ
ﺍﺗﺎﺭﻳﻪ ﺍﻟﺮﻣﻪ ﺑﻴﺒﺮﺑﺶ
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9 ﻳﺎ ﺻﺒﺎﺡ ﺍﻟﺨﻴﺮ ﻣﺘﺎﺧﺮ ﻳﺎﻋﻮﺩ ﻭﺍﻟﻊ ﻣﺘﺒﺨﺮ ﻛﻞ ﻣﺎ ﺍﻗﻮﻝ ﺑﺤﺒﻚ ﺍﻟﻘﻴﻚ ﻧﺎﻳﻢ
ﺑﺘﺸﺨﺮ
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10 ﻋﺎﻳﺰ ﻣﻨﻚ ﻛﻠﻤﺔ ﺣﺐ ﻭﻧﻈﺮﻩ ﻭﺍﺑﺘﺴﺎﻣﻪ ﻭﺧﻤﺴﻴﻦ ﻗﺮﺵ ﺣﻖ ﺍﻟﺮﺳﺎﻟﻪ
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11 ﺍﻟﻨﺎﺱ ﻣﻌﺎﺩﻥ ﻭﺍﻧﺖ ﻣﻌﺪﻧﻚ ﺻﺎﻓﻰ ﺑﺲ ﻛﻞ ﺍﻟﻨﺎﺱ ﻣﺨﺪﻭﻋﻪ ﻓﻴﻚ ﻭﺍﻧﺎ
ﺑﺲ ﺍﻻ ﻋﺮﻓﻚ ﻳﺎﺣﺎﻓﻰ
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12 ﺍﻧﺖ ﻭﺭﺩﻩ ﺍﻧﺖ ﻣﺸﻤﺶ ﺍﻧﺖ ﻓﻌﻼ ﺣﺎﺟﻪ ﺗﺮﻭﺵ ﺍﻧﺖ ﻋﻨﺪﻯ ﺯﻯ ﺍﻻﺭﻳﻞ
ﻟﻮ ﻏﺒﺖ ﻋﻨﻰ ﺍﺷﻮﺵ
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13 ﺭﻭﻕ ﻳﺎ ﻋﻢ ﻭﻛﻠﻤﻨﺎ ﻭﻻ ﻧﺎﻭﻯ ﺗﻌﻜﻨﻨﺎ ﻟﻮ ﻛﻨﺖ ﻧﻮﻧﻮ ﻭﻫﺘﻌﻴﻂ ﺭﻭﺡ
ﻟﻤﺎﻣﺎ ﻭﻧﺎﻡ ﻧﻨﺎ
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14 ﻓﻰ ﻋﺎ 2004 ﻡ ﺣﺪﺙ ﺗﻄﻮﺭ ﻣﻔﺎﺟﺊ ﻭﻻﻭﻝ ﻣﺮﻩ ﺍﻻﻧﺴﺎﻥ ﻳﺮﺳﻞ
ﻭﺍﻟﺤﻤﺎﺭ ﻳﺴﺘﻘﺒﻞ
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15 ﻧﻔﺴﻰ ﺍﻛﻠﻤﻚ ﻭﻣﻜﺴﻞ ﻳﺎ ﺍﺣﻠﻰ ﻣﻦ ﺣﺠﺮ ﺍﻟﻤﻌﺴﻞ
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16 ﺩﻋﻨﻰ ﺍﺗﺬﻭﻕ ﺷﻔﺘﻴﻚ ﺍﻟﻤﺲ ﺍﺳﻨﺎﻧﻚ ﺍﺷﻌﺮ ﺑﺎﻟﺴﻨﻚ ﺍﻧﺎ
ﺣﺒﻴﺒﻚ "ﺳﻴﺠﻨﺎﻝ "2
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17 ﻟﻮ ﻓﺎﻛﺮ ﻧﻔﺴﻚ ﺣﻠﻮ ﻭﺍﻟﻨﺎﺱ ﺑﺘﻤﻮﺕ ﻓﻴﻚ ﺍﺧﻠﻊ ﺍﻟﺠﺰﻣﻪ ﻭﺷﻢ ﺭﻳﺤﺔ
ﺭﺟﻠﻴﻚ
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18 ﻛﻞ ﻳﻮﻡ ﺍﻟﺴﺎﻋﻪ 4 ﺍﻟﻔﺠﺮ ﻏﻤﺾ ﻋﻨﻴﻚ ﻭﻗﻮﻝ ﺍﺣﺒﻚ ﺑﺘﺴﻤﻊ ﺻﺪﻯ ﻳﺮﺩ
ﻧﺎﻡ ﻳﺎﺍﻫﺒﻞ
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19 ﻣﻦ ﻓﺮﺍﻗﻚ ﻗﻠﺒﻰ ﺍﺗﺤﺮﻕ ﻭﺑﻘﻰ ﻟﺤﻤﻪ ﻣﺸﻮﻳﻪ ﻭﻋﻴﻨﻰ ﺑﺘﺒﻜﻰ ﻋﻠﻴﻚ
ﺑﺪﻝ ﺍﻟﺪﻣﻮﻉ ﻣﻠﻮﺧﻴﻪ
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20 ﻣﺤﺸﺶ ﺭﺍﺡ ﻳﺨﻄﺐ ﻣﻦ ﻧﺎﺱ ﻗﺎﻟﻮﺍ ﺍﻟﺸﻘﻪ ﻋﻠﻴﻚ ﻗﺎﻝ ﺍﻭﻛﻰ ﺑﺲ
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